Thumbs up, let's do this.
5. Don Criqui.
Never heard of him? Well that means CBS is succeeding. He's one of their football announcers. He is at the bottom of the totem pole, but it's not the power bottom. He's awful, and he only calls games when 12 guys call in sick.
Remember my previous post about best announcers? Specifically the part about favorite calls by Musberger. Well, Criqui gave one of the worst calls of all time at the same time Musberger was giving my favorite call.
"This is incredible... Michigan's gonna score..."
The sorrow in his voice is too much. I don't like to laugh at other people's misfortunes, but that one makes me giggle.
4. Joe Buck
"Hello everybody. I'm Joe Buck. I am excited to be here."
Yea, I know about his throat ailment. It restricts his ability to raise his voice. He got this virus in 2011. So I ask you, what was his excuse for being monotone before?
Look, he's okay for baseball. Baseball is a slower game. Come playoff time though, he needs to pump up the intensity. I mean...
That is a disgusting act by Joe Buck...
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